I don't want to alarm you guys, but Steve and I have been kidnapped! By...um...radical right-wing socialist Muslim Nazis, yeah! Anyway, they locked us in
the trunk of our car but luckily we can contact you using Steve's laptop and the free wireless connection at a nearby Starbucks. They made us withdraw
money from our bank account and purchase two tickets to Orlando International Airport, for some reason. Anyway, I expect we may lose contact with you in about
a day or so, but if we're lucky in about a week we'll be able to escape from wherever we're being taken to. Some remote and out-of-the-way
location, no doubt. There is no, repeat NO reason to go looking for us in any major cities in central Florida, or any world famous theme park resorts in the
same area. Anyway, be strong and I'll see you guys when we get back from our vaca--er, terrible and frightening ordeal.
