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meqal |
Who Wants To See Billie Piper Naked? |
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That's right, she is going to be in a new series on Showtime called "Secret Diary Of A Call Girl". It's TV-MA so there is good chance of
seeing her naked at some point. The series starts airing on Monday and is really just airing episodes here in the US that appeared on ITV last year. So get
your DVRs ready to see if you get your wish of naked Billie Piper.
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Glitter's already seen the episodes, and according to him, she's got NO problem with getting naked......course, I'm still waiting for him to send
me copies of the eps........
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See "Capper Crush Pics" thread....
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She gets quite nekkid at some points, prances around in skimpy clothes at others, and gets more brave as the series goes on. It's really quite nice.
"The trouble with having an open mind is that people keep coming along and sticking things in it." -Opus (Berkeley Breathed)
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Motto of the Titanic: "Women and children first." Motto of the space Titanic: "Fat women last."
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When Meqal asked, "Who wants to see Billie Piper naked?" ... I was chirping like Sally Struthers in that TV commercial, "Sure! We ALL would!" Well, I just saw the first episode, and ... it annoyed the heck out of me. Obviously, with a title like "Secret Diary of a Call Girl," I wasn't expecting Shakespearean depth. And as an official Lonely Middle-Aged Guy, I have "TARGET AUDIENCE" stamped on my forehead in big bold red letters. Still couldn't get through it. Major annoyance: It's shot on video, it's lit to look like it's not been lit, and I actually checked my shirt pocket at one point to make sure they hadn't actually recorded it using the camera in my cell phone. For all I know, Billie Piper actually was naked in this episode, and I just couldn't fucking see her. I suppose this is some idiot producer's idea of "documentary realism," but there's no attempt whatsoever at a documentary style, except for an occasional random hand-held Woody-Allen-after-his-best-years-were-gone shaky-cam effect. ITV, Showtime: There's a reason that cinematographers spend decades learning their craft, and hours lighting a single shot: SO THAT WE CAN ACTUALLY SEE THE PEOPLE YOU ARE PAYING MILLIONS OF DOLLARS FOR US TO LOOK AT. Minor annoyance: The sex scenes look like they were edited by Rose Mary Woods. Obviously, with a title like "Secret Diary of a Call Girl", there are only two legitimate ways you can go here: 1. The Lifetime Movie Network way. "SEX scenes? WHAT sex scenes? What's important is her inner angst, and how her self-esteem and feminine empowerment were destroyed by the evil men who only wanted her body ...." 2. The Lonely Middle-Aged Guy "TARGET AUDIENCE" way. "SEX scenes! HOT sex scenes! What's important is to see her inner ... So far, anyway, ITV has managed "neither of the above." They seem to want X-rated sex scenes without showing anything X-rated. So, they go
something like this:
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Indomitus |
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There's a benefit to knowing where to download the good parts, I guess.
"The trouble with having an open mind is that people keep coming along and sticking things in it." -Opus (Berkeley Breathed)
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YibbleGuy |
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Where do you find the good parts, Indo? Always interested in sites that post TV and movie clips just slightly too naughty for YouTube.
(Given that YouTube has an age-restriction function, and given some of the trash that they allow, I've never understood their "no bewbies!" rule
....) Dailymotion? Something like that?
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YibbleGuy wrote:Just below her nose, not far above her belly button, and not far below her belly button. (Oh, like I was gonna pass that up!) While others may think they know us, they're only guessing at the person inside.
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eber3 |
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After three episodes I've given up on this show. I think this was horrible role for her to take. There is no acting in this show, all she does in narrate
and roll around in simulated sex scenes. I'm sure this will get her plenty of exposure, in all senses of the word, but it really isn't an acting role.
This whole series is basically one big skinemax soft core porn.
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YibbleGuy |
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You, me ... and, apparently, most of the rest of America has given up on it too, eber. From Lisa de Moraes' TV column in the Washington Post today:
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Indomitus |
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Pretty much. As I said, the truly internet savvy can find the "good" parts online, and pass on the rest of it, so why bother sitting through so much
tripe for so little payoff?
FYI... Some of the best "good parts" I've seen so far are in episode 5 (I think). Several minutes of it.
"The trouble with having an open mind is that people keep coming along and sticking things in it." -Opus (Berkeley Breathed)
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Hee hee, "edited by Rose Mary Woods."
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