Alienator
Jan Michael Vincent without his high-yech copter or Ernie Borgnine and the late John Phillip Law without Diabolik gadgets or Barbarella. (Im relying on IMDB for most of these.)

Cleopatra (Liz Taylor/Richard Burton)
And Rex Harrison as Julius Ceasar. Maybe if he talked to the animals, they would have saved him on the Ides of March?

Free Enterprise
Rapping Shat!!!

A Gnome Named Gnorm
My favorite Commander of Babylon 5, the late great Jerry Orbach and Soultaker's Robert Z'Dar.


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