Attack of the Killer Tomatoes
Soon to be remade. And then there was the first sequel, Return of the Killer Tomatoes, with a then barely-known George Clooney and a post Addams Family John Astin.

The Thing With Two Heads
Crow calls Ray Milland.

Bozo's Circus
Get some ping pong balls so we can play the Grand Prize Game.

D.O.A. - Dead Or Alive
With meQal's Jamie Pressley, Smallville's Sarah Carter, Pro Wrestling's Kevin Nash, Mortal Kombat's Robin Shou, and person Lurker wants to terminate with extreme prejudice Eric Roberts.

Battle of the Network Stars
I loved those. That, and Circus of the Stars. Get the Dunk Tank ready.

Mr. T (Saturday morning cartoon)
T, a bunch of teen gymnasts, the little brother of one of the gymnasts who wanted to be Mr T, and T's dog, Dozer. (Who had his own mohawk.)

Crush Therapy - The Solution to Any Capper's Problems