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Or is this the TV series?
Ye gods no... I have some self-respect. And this is coming from someone willing to admit to owning Beastmaster! :lol

Narrator: "This is Santa's magic observatory. What wonderful instruments! The Ear-O-Scope! The Tele-Talker that knows everything! The Cosmic Telescope! The Master Eye!-- "
Crow: "-- the Pleasure Mouth!"
Mystery Science Theater 3000 521, 'Santa Claus'