The movie Real Genius is chock full of them...


"What about that time I found you naked with that bowl of Jello?"
"Look, it was hot and I was hungry!"


"Something strange happened to me this morning..."
"Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?"
"No."
"Why am I the only one who has that dream?"


"You are Chris Knight, aren't you?"
"I hope so. I'm wearing his underwear."