"I want ya to look around, just look around, and tell me what you see. A society that's obsessed with feeling good and happy. But underneath that moronic venire lurks a thirst for blood. Yes, my friend, an invidious potential for lawlessness and despair; existential and otherwise. The sooner you weasels open your eyes to the hideous truth, the sooner you wish you were dead." -Roadside Prophets

"While I was a student, I sometimes caught the whiff of a promise that, after I graduated, I would be better than average at explaining important matters to people who were slow at catching on. Things did not work out that way." -Kurt Vonnegut, Jailbird

"Just because some of us can read and write and do a little math, that doesn't mean we deserve to conquer the Universe." -Kurt Vonnegut, Hocus Pocus

"Romance without finance is a damn nuisance." -Dolemite

"...all the anguish and anxiety of the artistic personality without any of the talent."
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