Elwood: "Illinois Nazis. Jake: "I hate Illinois Nazis."- The Blues Brothers.

"No time for the old in-out, love, I've just come to read the meter."- Alex, A Clockwork Orange.

And of course some Ash quotes from the best movie ever, Army of Darkness

"Ok you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that? "

"First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow. "

King Arthur: "Are all men from the future loud-mouthed braggarts?" Ash: "Nope. Just me baby... Just me."

"Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun."

"Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand things with alloys and compositions and things with... molecular structures."

"Gimme some sugar, baby. "



Motto of the Titanic: "Women and children first." Motto of the space Titanic: "Fat women last."