Inspired by PrezGAR, I've made my own Crush-O-Rama, which includes Crushes I had before I became a Capper. I omitted animated crushes because... well, that icon would take forever.
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1. Austin St. John (The first Red Ranger. Yes, I have something in common with Prez.)
2. Billy Corgan (Smashing Pumpkins)
3. Terry Jones (Monty Python)
4. Patricia Quinn (RHPS)
5. Joel Hodgson
6. Anthony Ainley of course
7. Pete Burns (Dead or Alive)
8. Skip Hinnant (The Electric Company)
9. You should know who this is. image



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What's this fly doing in my soup? Wow! Fly in my soup? What a concept! (Peter Lorre voice) Tere's a flyyy een my sooop, massster. (Herve Villechaize voice) Ze fly, boss! Ze fly! (Elmer Fudd voice) Kill du fwy... Kill du fwwwy... (regular voice) Fly in my soup! I want to DIE! (High-pitched voice, as in the movie "The Fly") Help me! Help meee! (Liz Taylor voice) There's a what in my soup...? A fly? Only one? (Panicky voice) BEEP BEEP! MAYDAY! MAYDAY! (Unintelligible) I mean... it's crazy... fly in my soup... I mean, it's just like Nancy Reagan on steroids! Just say NO! (Incoherent babbling) - "If Different Comedians Told The Same Joke", MAD Magazine issue #289