DewBeDewBeDew wrote:
GlitterRock wrote:
Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
This sounds hella-cool. Mind you, I haven't seen it yet, so obviously those views could change...image
I own a copy of it, funny as hell to watch. I did learn that while Jesus can heal the lame and raise the dead, he still can't cure male pattern baldness. Atheists can preform the miracle of fitting 36 people into a Jeep. Vampires prefer lesbians over all others. With a last name like Oddbottom, you know people can't help but touch your ass. Also if you hate it when your parents call you on the phone to nag, imagine if they can call you thru a bowl of ice cream or a plastic air freshener.
I just sent Glitter some screengrabs from another film that I happen to find which I was able to download a bootleg off youtube called Hick Trek. Think Star Trek created by Jeff Foxworthy.


In the name of galactic peace I give you the gift of gas from my ass.