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Prez, make sure the Lackeys have the fire extinguishers handy. I'm lighting the giant menorah. Oh, and tomorrow make sure the aluminum pole is up for
Festivus.
Glitter's #1 Henchdragon!!
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Yukon GARnelius |
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The GARamid has top of the line fire preventive technology. Far superior to standard extinguishers.
As for the aluminum pole, is 25 ft tall enough? If not, I can melt down some empty Coke cans to make it longer.
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Shadarus |
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Um... you're letting me play near fire?!? You do realize I'm a bit of a pyromaniac, right? *raises eyebrows*
C-Team Ninja Babe
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Granamyr1 |
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25 feet is fine.
Glitter's #1 Henchdragon!!
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Yukon GARnelius |
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Shadarus wrote: Pooky has orders to stun you if you get too crazy.
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Shadarus |
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Heh, I'd prefer one of her submission holds, if that can be arranged. *sly wink*
C-Team Ninja Babe
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Yukon GARnelius |
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Nah. Stunning's quicker. And less stimulating for all parties involved.
*Crash!* Lackey, you idiot! I told you that gingerbread GARamid was a 5 person job. Now we need to bake another one.
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Yukon GARnelius |
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OK, due to a scheduling conflict (meaning an IMAT with Natalie and Keira) and since today is Festivus (according to Wikipedia) we shall no proceed with the
Airing of Grievouses.
"Uh, Sir..."
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Shadarus |
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Well, since I'm offered the opportunity I'd like to add that:
6) Star Trek: NV/P2's Blood And Fire Part I (that I've been eagerly awaiting for the last EIGHTEEN MONTHS) didn't have so much as a GLIMPSE of Denise Crosby until we got to "next time on..." (and Part II isn't due until '2009', which with MY luck means NEXT December.) Seriously, these people need to stop teasing me. On the plus side, Captain Kirk's nephew is TASTY!
C-Team Ninja Babe
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TheLurker |
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My grievances this year are:
1. Robin didn't win the Emmy for his SVU appearance. (He still might win the People's Choice Award, though) 2. The 4th season of Mork & Mindy isn't out on DVD yet. 3. The crappy new version of The Electric Company is coming out next year. And I'm not just saying that it's crappy because Skip, Rita, and the others won't be in it. I'm saying that because it's crappy.
Capper diem - cap the day.
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RodRocket |
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My grievances this year are:
That Long Beach Transit did not hire me for their position of Customer Service Clerk. And that Hyperion Books didn't have a US version of NIGELLA CHRISTMAS (and an attendant book signing tour) ready for 2008. Oh, and that Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Ann Coulter, Mark Levin and Curtis Sliwa are still breathing.
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Yukon GARnelius |
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TheLurker wrote:Which repeated last night. Didnt find it until late in the episode, where he was trying to make Elliot detonate the building.
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TheCarolingDiva |
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Mailing in my grievances (a day late) in Louisville:
1) The weather in Chicago, which had us stuck in O'Hare for five hours. 2) The stupid Broncos had two opportunities to wrap up the AFC West, and failed. 3) No bond passage again for the library, which means we have to hunker down and make do in a building that's been too small for us for, oh, about three years now. 4) Constipation stinks. That is all.
TheCarolingDiva: Fa la la la la, la la la la.
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Shadarus |
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3) No bond passage again for the library, which means we have to hunker down and make do in a building
that's been too small for us for, oh, about three years now.
If it makes you feel any better, last year Jackson County (where I live) decided to not fund ANY of the public libraries at all... if you wanted to check out a library book you had to drive to Josephine County (about 30 miles). At least this year they're all open again two-to-three days a week with shortened hours.
C-Team Ninja Babe
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Yukon GARnelius |
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TheCarolingDiva wrote: Lackey, some of the "special" chocolates for Diva. The ones we were going to send to Tommy.
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Shadarus |
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Make sure you don't mix those up with the regular chocolates... or I'll make YOU clean up any resulting bodily fluids, regardless of what the sign on
the door says.
C-Team Ninja Babe
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Yukon GARnelius |
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*taps comm-badge*
GAR to Capperprise, beam Lt Yar up.
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Shadarus |
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Hey now, them's fightin' words!
(Capperprise!
C-Team Ninja Babe
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PrezGAR |
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The GARship Capperprise
Capable of speeds up to Warp 9.9.
Crush Therapy - The Solution to Any Capper's Problems |
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PrezGAR |
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OK, the Proton Reticulating Random Present Machine (Or PR-RPM) is ready, and here's what everyone who attended the party will get.
Diva - A trip back in time to when Hugh was shooting his nekkid scenes in X2 and Wolverine. Courtesy of the Ghost of Crushes Past. Shady - A trip back to the shoot for the pictorial of Playboy's March 1979 issue. Also thanks to said Ghost. (Which means, like with the Ghost of Christmas Past, you'll be there, but no one can see or hear you.) CRC - Female counterparts for the Suitcase Posse. Walter's nagging wife, a virgin for Achmed (and there's several reasons why she's still a virgin), a girlfriend for Bubba J. (who may or may not be related to him), a female Woozle whose name is Cashew, and Maria Juanita Margarita Jalapena on a stick. Lurker - An Orkan eggship for two. RodRocket - A special kitchen, equipped with cloaking tecnology, so you always get a clear view of Nigella, no matter where she stands. WhoTheWhatNow - 5 gold bricks, left over from a remodel on the GARamid. Gran - A dragon-sized vehicle of your choice. Any make, any model, any color. It will have two bumper stickers. "My other vehicle is a giant, planet destroying bug" and "Dead Assassins are better lovers". Ember - A 5 acre vegetable garden. Loxley - A boomerang with unlimted range. Throw it at anyone anywhere in the world. Just write the name of your target and it will find them. Chrismahanakwanzafreak - The head of Elmo T. Monster, ready to be mounted on your wall. cajun - Airship upgrade. Space worthy, time travel ready and a hot tub for up to seven people. And a trophy room, with the heads of those Frakkin puppets, and plenty of room for other heads. (Tony Danza, etc) Chaos - What do you get the mad scientist who has everything? A $500 gift card for Mad Science Supplies R Us. Crush Therapy - The Solution to Any Capper's Problems
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12/26/08 6:57 AM.
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