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OK, the Proton Reticulating Random Present Machine (Or PR-RPM) is ready, and here's what everyone who attended the party will get.

Diva - A trip back in time to when Hugh was shooting his nekkid scenes in X2 and Wolverine. Courtesy of the Ghost of Crushes Past.
Shady - A trip back to the shoot for the pictorial of Playboy's March 1979 issue. Also thanks to said Ghost.

(Which means, like with the Ghost of Christmas Past, you'll be there, but no one can see or hear you.)

CRC - Female counterparts for the Suitcase Posse. Walter's nagging wife, a virgin for Achmed (and there's several reasons why she's still a virgin), a girlfriend for Bubba J. (who may or may not be related to him), a female Woozle whose name is Cashew, and Maria Juanita Margarita Jalapena on a stick.
Lurker - An Orkan eggship for two.
RodRocket - A special kitchen, equipped with cloaking tecnology, so you always get a clear view of Nigella, no matter where she stands.
WhoTheWhatNow - 5 gold bricks, left over from a remodel on the GARamid.
Gran - A dragon-sized vehicle of your choice. Any make, any model, any color. It will have two bumper stickers. "My other vehicle is a giant, planet destroying bug" and "Dead Assassins are better lovers".
Ember - A 5 acre vegetable garden.
Loxley - A boomerang with unlimted range. Throw it at anyone anywhere in the world. Just write the name of your target and it will find them.
Chrismahanakwanzafreak - The head of Elmo T. Monster, ready to be mounted on your wall.
cajun - Airship upgrade. Space worthy, time travel ready and a hot tub for up to seven people. And a trophy room, with the heads of those Frakkin puppets, and plenty of room for other heads. (Tony Danza, etc)
Chaos - What do you get the mad scientist who has everything? A $500 gift card for Mad Science Supplies R Us.