It's World War 2 and the Nazis decide to take a page from Captain America comics and make their own super-soldier. One that's bulked up like the Hulk and kills everyone like the Punisher. Which spells bad news for the Allies. So they send in a rag-tag group of soldiers (like Nick Fury and the Howling Commandos) to take the genetically-enhanced spud down. Starring Parker Lewis, Barnabas Collins, Superboy, and a host of other "who are theys?"
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11/27/14 8:12 AM
Who's up for some sloppy seconds? Even the Porch Swings galleries have uncapped screengrabs so here's your chance to jump back on the pile for one more go 'round! This week's Leftovers come from Star Wars XXX-A Porn Parody, Emmanuelle In Space 1-First Contact, Malibu Express, and Californication!
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It's Halloween: the holiday of the soulless and damned. So what better time to salute... KIM KARDASHIAN! That's right, it's time to give the
Caption Mitt treatment to everyone's favorite entitled, attention-grabbing, talentless media princess! So here's a collection of shots of her throughout the years, along with selected "wit and wisdumb" quotes from Miss K herself. And it's all up to enjoy until the end of the year! images © their various owners
11/27/14 5:53 PM
Count Dracula decides to replace the Dracula (i.e. vampire) ruling Greece with another Dracula: a nebbish layabout named Panagis Tsakonas. So he sends Panagis's hot Draculette (i.e. vampiress) cousin to turn him. Before you know it, Panagis is a count with a cape and everything and starts his own mobile blood bank out of an old van. This flick isn't to the same closed-captioning level as Turkish Star Wars, but it's close!
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11/28/14 6:48 AM
The Doctor and Clara end up on an alien planet with no idea of how they got there. And they ain't alone: there's also a shapeshifter and a hacker with a computer brain. All four have been yanked into service by the mysterious and dickish Architect in order to rob the Bank of Karabraxos: a place that makes Gringott's look like ... well, a really each place to rob. But there's not only traps and guards to deal with; there's also an alien hulk that can stew your brains without notice. By the end though, there are multiple Keeley Hawes, so the story's not all bad.
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11/25/14 8:20 PM
Way back during pilgrim times, an Indian shaman invoked a demonic turkey (named Turkie, natch) to kill off all the white people. But when a dog pees on a totem pole that's keeping Turkie in check, the bad bird is released and goes on a killing spree. And he's got five college kids in his beady birdy sights...
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11/28/14 12:14 AM